I'm at a greyhound bus stop in New Hampshire, just toked, now I'm just checking in to let you know I'm good. The party last night only ended at 9AM because I had to go to the bus stop. I nearly didn't make it but my boy Nate must be the greatest drunk driver on the planet. That DUDE was like 15 deep and never swerved a bit. Maybe i should have considered having him drive me there. This bus line is the worst i've ever been on. Its amazingly slow. As soon as I get to Canada, i'll be buying a bus ticket from one of their socialist orginizations. It can't be worse than this thing. Every hour it stops, which is nice for my habitual pot smoking, but I would really be fine catching a wink.
Miranda sent me a cute text a little while ago, "Hey you, happy birthday! I've got something special for you :) xoxo". Ok its kinda cutsie but still, I like it. Who even likes the fiddler on the roof anyways, the dudes desperate.
Anyways back to the blubber sandwich that is my seat. 200 lbs to the left, 300+ in front, both seats, short but still fat behind me. What the fuck right? Why couldn't the oompa loompas be infront of me, they're at least funny to look at.
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Drunk driving ends up in a hospital or Dead eventually. While I won't tell you I've never done it and that it's not fun as hell. Driving on other things can be time travel. But drinking and driving is a bad choice because eventually mistakes will be made. I hope you and that girl click and you end up getting together with her.
ReplyDeleteLONG BUS RIDES ARE THE WORST. get a good book and keep up your habitual habits.